She's JV to your varsity
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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