Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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