this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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