Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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