After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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