i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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