im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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