you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Welp...herpes.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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