there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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