Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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