nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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