in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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