how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
