well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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