Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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