How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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