Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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