what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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