I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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