Need sex. Gaining weight.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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