i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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