Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Drunk is not a location!
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