I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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