I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
