Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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