I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
