I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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