I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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