In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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