oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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