im drinking this country out of the recession.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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