Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.