Umm I'm too high to move.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'