love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.