He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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