That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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