I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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