Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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