I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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