she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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