im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
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Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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