you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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