so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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