Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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