do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
My vagina just clenched in fear
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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