you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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