how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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