Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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