16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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