I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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