is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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