idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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