the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i out mim tonsoeep
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