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(760): View more from California

Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.

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(708): View more from Illinois

so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.

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(209): View more from California

I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.

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(940): View more from Texas

good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas

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(304): View more from West Virginia

There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.

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(906): View more from Michigan

3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.

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(571): View more from Virginia

Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.

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(513): View more from Ohio

No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder

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