your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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