i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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