brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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