How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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